[in a thick New York accent]
Oh hey, did you hear about what’s goin’ on in Minot today? It’s a real humdinger, let me tell ya.
They got this thing called the “Yellow Tag Sale” down at Artmain. Can you believe, 30 to 50 percent off on ladies’ clothes? What a deal! If you need to brighten up that drab wardrobe of yours, now’s the time. Though between you and me, I ain’t never been one for framin’ pics – too much work if you ask me.
But get this, over at the Blue Rider they’re hostin’ a “Craft Night” every week! They want ya to bring your knitting, your sketchbooks, whatever craft junk you got lyin’ around. I’m picturin’ a buncha broads sittin’ around gossipin’ with their needlepoint. Though with booze involved, who knows what kinda shenanigans could happen!
Anyways, that’s the hot goss happenin’ in Minot today. Lemme know if you need any more tips on navigatin’ through all the spinning yarnballs and 50% off pantsuits! What a time to be alive, am I right?
Got a guess at today’s celebrity writer? It’s Gilda Radner’s character Roseanne Roseannadanna from “Saturday Night Live”
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