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Kowakian Rum

Where do rebels celebrate after sticking it to the Empire??? The Blue Rider of course!

We recently got our hands on a rare bottle of Kowakian rum. Freshly freighter’d in from Mos Eisley, now you too can enjoy what the rest of the galaxy already does. So Come to the Blue – join the Rebellion – and celebrate with us by sipping on some Kowakian rum! Only 2 Imperial Credits through Star Wars Day!

It has a sweet and syrupy taste that can be consumed by humans. Imbibing the beverage could result in an unpleasant hangover after drinking due to its alcohol content. Former Imperial Loyalty Officer Sinjir Rath Velus drank Kowakian rum on some occasions, but he later stopped due to its harsh effects.

“I quit drinking Kowakian rum, because even though it tastes like the sweet, syrupy glow of pure liquid stardust, it invokes the kind of hangover that makes you feel as if you’ve been romanced by an irascible rancor. It is the kind of hangover that makes you plead for death while hiding under the darkness of your bedcovers or even under the bed itself.“

― Sinjir Rath Velus, to Jas Emari —